以下是我跟一個類似色情聊天室的外國小姐（先生）的對話：
事先聲明，以免有人誤會。
這傢伙某天突然加我即時通，也沒有自我介紹，我想說隨便好了就加了。
然後他突然密我。
shereehendon9428:
荖葉: ?
shereehendon9428: Hello there.. My name is Stacy.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory
（這時我在想我到底從哪裡發出過我的帳號）
荖葉: My name is Lauyea.Nice to meet you.
shereehendon9428: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
荖葉: I'm from Taiwan.A small country.
（到這裡都很普通，於是我以為真的只是一個愛交朋友的外國人而已）
shereehendon9428: Nice Im 20 years old i'm going to school in Florida.. Can i ask you a question?
荖葉: OK.But English is not my mother tongue`.
shereehendon9428: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what ppl tell me i have..Is that too much for you to handle?
（看到這裡我錯愕了幾秒）
荖葉: Uh...I'm not sure what you talk about.
shereehendon9428: so yea i'm lonely would you like to have some kinky fun? Would you like to see me?
（事情已經往不可收拾的方向駛去）
荖葉: I'm can't think what words to tell you.I think it's not good.
shereehendon9428: ok but i have no pictures on my laptop.. but i have a video camera that came with it
荖葉: So...?
shereehendon9428: lol ok goto http://www.showinvite.net/fdw9 and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just accept the invite on the page baby
荖葉: My internet block me to enter.
shereehendon9428: Don't worry baby its free to join this site, read teh page, they just need to verify ur age
荖葉: Lol.I'm under 18 years old.
shereehendon9428: I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register
荖葉: Believe me.I'm want see you.(Though it's not a good idea.)But the net blocked by my manager.
shereehendon9428: ok ok...if you go here http://slink.us/stacysass and put in ur phone number i can send u a password thru a text msg so u dont need to enter CC info
荖葉: I'm haven't cellphone and Account.
（到這他就沒再說話了）
練練英文嗎……
還有一件事，他的奇摩帳號是男的名字，請各位紳士不要激動。
P.S 我沒有上過啥奇怪的網頁（就算有也不會留下資料）（幹你不打自招）
他怎麼拿到我帳號的我也很好奇。
